|My "Official Author Photo" (Giggles) Photo Credit: MG Photography|
Ahh, you've read the crazy rantings of Tatted Mom and now want to know a little more about her, eh? May the gods have mercy on your soul...
My name is Morgan, I'm 34... ugh, don't remind me... I have been married to Hubby for 15 years now (holy crap, has it been that long, and we haven't killed one another??). I have 2 kids- a daughter, 12 (The Girl), and a son, 10 (The Ginger), 3 cats: Bones, Skelly and Kitteh (Hubby named the last one), and 1 dog: Ariya. I'm a tattoo artist turned stay-at-home mom by day (with a crafty/witchy/tree hugging Etsy store called Inked Goddess Creations to keep me even busier) and ninja assassin at night, and yes, I have a potty mouth.
Did I mention I'm the author of "Tatted Mom's Guide to NOT Screwing Up Your Kids: Colorful Parenting Tips from a Colorful Mother"?? No? Damn, my bad. Well, you can go check that out on Amazon (and Kindle, too)!
Back in the day (it was a Tuesday, no wait, maybe a Wednesday) I was the do-it-all-mom. My family only ate organic foods, there were no chemicals in my house at all, I cleaned with natural items, made my kids' baby wipes, made all natural lotions, soaps, etc, baked, did yoga, meditated, wore hippy skirts and wrote poetry. Man, that seems like a lifetime ago. I opened my own new age store, which successfully ran in the Bible Belt for 2 years- year #3 wasn't so amazing, and the store closed. I then ventured into the world of tattooing, which actually destroyed my life for a while.
|Halloween, 2012 where I was a "killer" 50s housewife.|
That was 3 years ago, and things have fallen into place nicely for me as an individual, for Hubby and I as a couple, and for all of us as a family. We pulled the kids from public schools in January of this year and are officially an "unschooling" family now, making life even more crazy and amazing.
|Hubby and I, 2015|
Son of a bitch, I'm busy.
Here's to getting things right, this time around...