Halloween is a favorite holiday of most of the people in my house- me especially. We usually go all out, either all dressing up to take the kids trick-or-treating, or, as in recent years, setting up a home haunt to scare the trick-or-treaters. This year is no different, and as we have been planning for an Alice in Horrorland set up for the yard, many of the things that have been said would cause an outsider to raise an eyebrow.
These are actual things said at one point or another over the last few weeks! You know it's our favorite time of year!!
1. Me: A bag of flesh? Would that be good?
The Girl: That would be perfect!
Me: For only $19.95, too? Hells yeah... Wait. They are sold out. Dammit!
2. Me: Is this hedgehog okay, or does it need more blood?
Hubby: It looks bloody enough, babe.
3. Me: Be a boxer, please!