|The questionable tank top.|
And I thought the most offensive thing was
my crazy lazy day hair...
Well, since my girls (you know, the two below my chin) had been cooped up in a bathing suit all day, it was time to let them free. I showered, found a comfy pair of palazzo pants and a tank top with a built-in bra, and was very at-ease.
It just so happened that the tank top was from Victoria's Secret. Back in the day, when I was a tattoo artist who relied heavily on tips, my wardrobe was a bit... questionable. I purchased these tank tops then, with a plunging neckline, and it helped with my bottom line... feel me? Since leaving the tattooing world and becoming a work-at-home mom, those tank tops got lost in the back of my closet somewhere... until this past weekend.
I came downstairs, Hubby on the couch, The Girl playing on the computer. She turned around, took one look at me and said:
"Whoa, Mom. Put those away!" And she started giggling.
I stopped dead in my tracks, as I had no idea what she was talking about. She gestured to my chest
region and continued, "Seriously. that's a revealing tank top. I've never seen you wear that."
I walked over to Hubby and said,
"Did our teenager just tell me to put my boobs away?"
Hubby replied, "Yep, I think she did."
I immediately shot up my hand to Hubby, for a high five, which he graciously obliged.
You know you're raising your teenage daughter right when she tells you to put your boobs away...
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