Tuesday, September 1, 2015

You Know You're Raising Your Teenager Daughter Right When...

We ventured to the local water park this past weekend, in an attempt to squeeze in a little bit more of our summer. When we got home, wet clothes came off, a shower was taken, and comfy clothes went on- that's just how it goes, right?
The questionable tank top.
And I thought the most offensive thing was
my crazy lazy day hair...

Well, since my girls (you know, the two below my chin) had been cooped up in a bathing suit all day, it was time to let them free. I showered, found a comfy pair of palazzo pants and a tank top with a built-in bra, and was very at-ease.

It just so happened that the tank top was from Victoria's Secret. Back in the day, when I was a tattoo artist who relied heavily on tips, my wardrobe was a bit... questionable. I purchased these tank tops then, with a plunging neckline, and it helped with my bottom line... feel me? Since leaving the tattooing world and becoming a work-at-home mom, those tank tops got lost in the back of my closet somewhere... until this past weekend.

I came downstairs, Hubby on the couch, The Girl playing on the computer. She turned around, took one look at me and said:

"Whoa, Mom. Put those away!" And she started giggling.

I stopped dead in my tracks, as I had no idea what she was talking about. She gestured to my chest
region and continued, "Seriously. that's a revealing tank top. I've never seen you wear that."

I walked over to Hubby and said,

"Did our teenager just tell me to put my boobs away?"

Hubby replied, "Yep, I think she did."

I immediately shot up my hand to Hubby, for a high five, which he graciously obliged.

You know you're raising your teenage daughter right when she tells you to put your boobs away...

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  1. ROFLOL!! Well done, Mama. And you rock that top. ^_^

  2. Too funny, my rule is as long as my "girls" are still perky within reason they will always be on display lol!! Missed u lady n ur funny shares :)

    1. Thank you! Yep, mine aren't to my knees yet, so I agree with your rule completely lol! ;)