Come to find out, a lot of dumb has happened in the news this past week.
So, instead of just one topic, you all get my opinion on 3 topics that have been flooding news feeds everywhere, in a post I'm entitling:
Beezin' and Chicken Legs are Damaging Our Kids, and Nicotine is Bad... MmmmKayyy
WTF Topic #1: Beezin'
News reports everywhere went crazy with what's being called the newest trend in teenager's attempts to catch a buzz from legal substances: Beezin'. According to reports, kids are putting Burt's Bees lip balm on their eyelids in order to get "high".
First off, what kid decided to put lip balm on their eyelids? Secondly, what kid decided to put Burt's Bees lip balm on their eyelids instead of some lip balm with 57 ingredients that we can't pronounce in it? Burt's Bees products are some of the most natural products out there, with a hell of a lot fewer chemicals in them than the run-of-the-mill skin care products. Thirdly, what kid who put Burt's Bees lip balm on their eyelids felt high afterwards?
Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. Seriously.
Some rich kid somewhere was bored out of their mind and realized the all natural peppermint oil in their lip