I've done subscription box reviews before, but this one is unlike any other. The subscription box premise is the same: Basically, you head over to Spicy Subscriptions and choose between their Premium Spice Box and their Deluxe Spice Box, and each month you automatically get mailed these goodies. You receive different products each month to try out, some sample sizes and some full sized products. So what makes this subscription box service different than any other I've reviewed?
They send you sex stuff in the mail. And because you have no idea what you are getting, it's like it's Sex-mas every single month.
That's right. I said Sex-mas. That's an all sex holiday. Fun sex. Fun sex with fun things that Spicy Subscriptions sends you. Every month.
They sent me one of their Deluxe Boxes to review, and it contained full sized bottles of Sensual
Chromotherapy (a yummy smelling, relaxing, bubble bath that turned the water a sensual red- no, it didn't stain), Sensual Massage Oil (smelled heavenly), and Body Polish (which left my skin feeling amazing). My Deluxe box also contained a Glow-in-the-Dark Mini G-Spot Vibe that was waterproof, and some samples of various lubes- flavored and non-flavored types.
I know y'all want completely honest reviews from me, and count on this every time I do a review. While I don't want to compromise this trust we have, I need to let y'all know that my mom, my dad and my mother-in-law all read my blog. I don't think they want explicit details about their daughter's and son's sex life. So, I will say this...
Go sign up for a Spicy Subscription... now. Like really now. Seriously, go.
Even if you don't currently have a significant other, it really doesn't matter. They sent me a vibe and stuff for a relaxing bath. That body polish made my skin glow so much that I use it on a regular basis. Treat yourself to a Spicy Subscription.
If you are worried about having a sex box shipped to your house, you don't have to with Spicy Subscriptions. The shipping package was completely discreet, with a simple 'SS' as the return addressee. I had no idea what it even was until I opened it... and may have yelled out, "Hell yeah, my sex box is here!!" Don't worry, the kids were outside playing.
As a thank you to me for reviewing their product, the amazing people at Spicy Subscriptions set up a coupon code specifically for my readers. When you go to order your subscription, just enter in the coupon code inklingsoflife and receive 5% off of your subscription. Hell, I'd pay full price for this box, so a discount makes it even better!
Head over there now to start your subscription. It's definitely worth it!
Spicy Subscriptions sent a Deluxe Spice box to me for free to review, but I was not otherwise compensated for a favorable review. These opinions are mine and mine alone. Y'all should know by now that no one can tell me what to say. ;)