'You Found WHAT at the Dollar Store' was deemed my 'comeback post'. I had been MIA from the blogosphere while I went through some life crap for a few months, and finally started to find my stride again with this post. Ever since that post, I've been on the look out for more amazing discounted products, so I can go ahead with round #2.
My local discount surplus store has finally given me the opportunity. As y'all know, I won't name the discount store. If you happen to see it's name on any price tags, then you are just an amazingly astute reader and I can't be held accountable for that. For the record, I love this store. I can fill up a cart and only spend $60, and the store has furniture, home decor items, personal items, grocery items and so much more. I love this place!
Keep in mind, these aren't dollar store items, so they cost more than $1. Doesn't make it any less awesome that I can get them at a discount surplus store. Enjoy the list of 12 things I've acquired this time; I'm sure there will be more posts in the future!
1. AZO PMS Pills
|Feeling crabby? Not anymore!|
For years, AZO has helped me stay away from the doctor when it comes to urinary tract infections and yeast infections, but now they are helping me with my PMS? Holy crap, hells yeah! All joking aside, I thought of buying these. The herbal blend in them is actually pretty amazing. I'm sure Hubby would have bought them for me had he been shopping with me that day. He would have bought the whole case.
2. Beaver Sweet Honey Mustard
|'Cause everyone wants sweet beaver.|
Yes, yes, and YES! Why? 2 reasons: Everyone needs to find their beaver at a discount store, and everyone wants a sweet beaver, right? Hey, I guess I shouldn't knock it. Beaver Honey Mustard has been around since 1929, so they must have the best beaver ever if people have been paying for it for almost 90 years.
3. Larry the Cable Guy Food
|Just add beer & butter... |
two things all rednecks have available!
|Wait, you don't add beer to this one? I'm confused.|
|I can smell like Ludacris? Hells yeah!|
5. Nutrisystem's Entire Line
|Someone's stock must have |
gone down to now be sold in a place like this...
6. Pillsbury Lotion
|Looks like some of the awesomeness|
leaked out onto the bottom of the label.
You can't contain strawberry strudel fun.
Mmmmm.... nothing beats smelling like a ... bakery doughboy? No wonder he gets poked so much; he smells like strawberry strudel. I'd poke myself if I smelled like strawberry strudel.
7. Laundry Kit for Dummies
|Kinda digging this kit, honestly...|
8. Spam with Bacon
|Travesty, I say!|
I love bacon. Let me rephrase that... I effing love bacon. But not this bacon. Sorry, but I can't do it. I can not try Spam with Bacon. It's demeaning the bacon so much. Poor bacon. And, how dare Spam try to drag us bacon lovers in... it won't work, Spam, it won't work.
9. Playboy Body Wash
|Want to smell like a hooker? Yes, please!|
With Playboy Body Wash, I can clean myself thoroughly and wash dirt, oil, my pride and self-dignity right down the drain. What's even better? The scent attracts 80 year old men in smoking jackets. YES!!
10. KY Yours & Mine Lube
|A lube thief? I want to see the|
surveillance camera footage on that!
11. Fire Balls
|Spicy balls at the discount store? YES!|
Are y'all ready for the finale? It's a doozie...
12. Oral Analgesic Gel
|Oral Anal...what? At the discount store?|
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