My favorite part of Google Analytics is seeing which search terms people typed, that brought them to my blog. I have basic ones like 'Coffee', 'Mom Clipart', and 'Marshmallow Igloo', that has taken people to specific posts on my blog.
Then there are some that even make me raise an eyebrow. Below I'm going to randomly list some of the more outrageous ones for you, word for word, and then my
Calico Ghost Town Sexy- Am I missing something here? Is this some TV show I don't know about? Or, am I the only one that sees that these words do not go together at all? Wait, maybe Google is smarter than we think. Enter in random words together, get to a blog about being random. Good one, Google, good one, and thank you!
Crackear Begone- Crack ear?? Yes, if I had Crackear, I'm sure I'd want it to Begone, too. Immediately. Not sure how my blog helped you with that one, but thanks for stopping by!
Females With Eyebrow Rings and Short Black Hair- Female? Check. Eyebrow Rings? Not for about 3 years now. Short Black Hair? Oh, strike. But whoever it was clicked through four different pages on the site, but only stayed for 40 seconds total. Maybe they should have been looking up 'Females with Eyebrow Rings and Short Black Hair with ADHD'.
Getting Crazy Mom- Pretty sure this search was not for anything rated below NC-17. Considering the person got on my page and immediately got off of it again, I'm sure it wasn't the type of getting off from a webpage they wanted.
Housewife Butt- Wonder if they had someone special in mind when they went searching for this. Again, they stayed for 1 second total then got off- well, not with the help from my blog, I'm sure...
Mom Losing Mind- Thanks, Google, for sending them to my blog. It's like you know...
Negative Talk About Being a Bitch- Something about that seems backwards to me. Since there is so much negative talk already associated with the word 'bitch', shouldn't you be googling 'Positive talk about being a bitch'? And, my whole post on being a bitch is about how it's a good thing.
Sexy Homemaker- Thank you.
Who Did I Hear In My House?- The boogeyman. A ghost. A psycho axe murderer. Tatted Mom. Wait... something's not quite right about that list.
removing sticks from asses, but I'm sure you didn't get to that one, because the first page you clicked on didn't tell you why your son sticks his tongue out while he's drawing.
And this one, is by far, my favorite, not only because of what it is, but for the fact that it has been used more than once to find Inklings...
Ryan Gosling Pissing- I shared this one on facebook when it happened, and one of my readers said I should change my blog title to 'The Tinklings of Life'. That cracked me up. The only words I can think to say to the people who searched this are, 'Sorry about your fetish, but I'm glad you found my blog!'