So, without further ado, here's the first installment of Man Philosophy... Enjoy!
Hello Inklingers. I'm Hubby. Over the last few months I've been a pretty big Inklings of Life follower. Not only does it make me laugh, but I also get a good idea of what's happening on the homefront while I'm away, Plus, guys always need help understanding their wives, and Inklings helps me understand my crazy wife a little better.
For the last few weeks, the wife has been asking me for a man's insight; a sub-blog. Since I'm pretty much great at everything, I said I would, because it makes her happy.
Now, I'm a man, and most men take pride in that and when we say we're going to do something, we always do it... maybe... unless it's raining, or the game is on, or we're tired, or a stranger made us mad, or Walmart is involved, or we doubt we'll get sex afterwards... you know, the usual stuff. So, since I'm pretty sure I'm going to get some good lovin' for this, I'm now a part time blogger.
The first blog is going to be a random compilation of some basic Man Philosophy... just a few basic rules to keep in mind when dealing with us heathens. I'll be jumping around the list for each post, so don't think I'm omitting ones.
Man Philosophy #37: If the game is on, and I'm not watching it, my team will lose. It's a fact.
Man Philosophy #26: Nudey pictures show you care. No need to say 'I love you'. Just send nudey pics.
Man Philosophy #9: If I watch a chick flick, I expect sex afterwards.
Man Philosophy #95: Letting you wear the headset while I play video games is considered 'quality time'. The more s*it talking, the better, but if you abuse the headset privileges, then that will limit our 'quality time' in the future.
Man Philosophy #69: Yes, please!!!
Man Philosophy #14: There are 2 ways to a man's heart. One is his stomach. The other one rhymes with wiener. Okay, maybe it doesn't rhyme.