My son is in the 1st grade. Each week he is sent home a new list of words to learn and activities to do with those words. The activities are chosen at random, and this week, because he had chosen everything else on the activities list, he was stuck with coming up with opposites for each of his words.
Yeah, we picked a bad week to have left that assignment open.
My sister sat down with him last night and realized that doing his homework assignment was impossible with this week's words. So, she decided to write a polite note to the teacher explaining why The Ginger couldn't do his homework this week and how many of the words of the week did not have opposites.
If something doesn't make sense at first (like the opposite of 'cherries' is a slut), then just warp your brain to think like mine- you'll get it.
Of course, the slips of paper on the left of each column are The Ginger's words. The right side of each column are my opposites.
And no, I didn't send this to school with him...
But I'm contemplating emailing the link to his teacher so she can have a laugh.
Or call social services...
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