Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Did I Hear That Right??
It sure makes for some interesting conversation in my house. And the random one liners are never lacking here.
Judge for yourself, I guess. These are actual things said in my house (couldn't make this up if I tried)...
My Daughter: Man, I hope that squirrel gets electrocuted.
My Sister: Hey, what are you doing?
Me: Just writing some stuff down.
My Sister: It's not a suicide note, is it?
Z (to my son): Why don't you go get in the bath right now?!
My Son: Why don't I just go brush my nuts?!
My Daughter: I just had a fart brain surge...
My Son (6 at the time, and struggling with reading and spelling): Mom, that pot roast looks like poop. P-O-O-P, poop.
Me: Honey, Mommy is very proud of you for spelling poop correctly, but that wasn't a nice thing to say.
My Sister: Ride it like a rocket, kitty.
Me: Yeah, I can get away with that now while the kids are young and still like me, before they get older and hate me.
My Daughter: But mom, we already hate you... (I shoot her the look of death) Just kidding....
My Sister: Come on, we're going to walmart.
Me: But I haven't had a shower yet. Can I get ready first?
My Sister: No. I mean, you can put on makeup, but you can't be clean. That's my requirement.
My Daughter: Is it true a burp and a fart are like brother and sister?