Walking around the dollar store I began to notice just how many things you can get now for $1. Scary things (and I don't mean because it's Halloween time). Questionable things. Eyebrow raising things. I took a picture of one of the items in the dairy case (yeah, some dollar stores have those now), and that's what started the hunt. My sister and I tore through the dollar store, giggling, searching for things that just made me go, 'What the hell?' And honestly, I couldn't believe the 12 things (grouped into 8 categories) I found that you can now purchase for $1...
1. Unreal Sourcreme
2. Chicken Products
|2 Chicken thighs for $1.........|
|Chicken Rings??? What part of the chicken... nevermind...|
Okay, the first one, Chicken thighs, just scares me. Don't get me wrong, I can get a whole bag of frozen chicken thighs from the grocery store for like $5, but 2 chicken thighs for $1?? Ooooh, they come with free salmonella.... Bonus!!!
And Chicken Rings? Can someone explain to me exactly what part of the chicken comes in ring shape? Oh, wait..... no, I won't be buying those.....
3. King Sized Nut Roll
|Every woman's best friend...|
4. Fun in the Bedroom... Well Maybe Not All Fun
|For those intimate moments, and the|
really intimate moments...
|Exactly how accurate could these be???|
But for the times when the warming jelly that you purchased from the dollar store causes a severe reaction in your vag, don't worry, the dollar store also carries Vagi-Cure.Good thing they have those right beside each other on the shelf, huh? I mean, where else would I go to treat my 'everyday itch' than the dollar store? Hells yeah!
For the times the warming jelly works quite well, we not only have pregnancy tests at the dollar tree, but ovulation predictors to let you know when the best time is to use the warming jelly. Both boxes say 'Over 99% Accurate', but does anyone know who they tested these on? My guess would be a woman who is already 6 months pregnant ('Look, honey, there's 2 blue lines. Guess that means I really am pregnant and they ob/gyn I've been seeing for the last 6 months is right!!'), or a woman who drops eggs every week anyway and has 10 kids already, so we know she's gonna be ovulating on any given Tuesday. Can you really trust planning out your family or finding out the biggest news of your life to a dollar store piss stick?
5. Poorly Named Bath Products
|African Rhythm scented???|
6. Diet Dots
|You can trust your weight loss health to the dollar store!|
7. Ginormous Products
|For the giant that shops the dollar store.|
8. Amazing Reading Material
|Please tell me this is an instruction manual...|
So, now that you have seen what my shopping trip to the local dollar store entailed, I'd love to hear if anyone else has found interesting items while on their own shopping excursion! Leave me comments below!!