Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Oh, Shit! My Blog...

I swear I remember that I have one. I remember at like 2 in the morning, when I get up at 6 in the morning, so I decide that sleep is the best thing for me. Then, 6 am comes, and I put on my big girl panties and do responsible things, like run a business, and homeschool my kids, and shower... maybe. Then, before I know it, it's time for dinner. Then more work. Then bed. And as I'm falling asleep, I remember that I have a blog, and... well, you see the vicious cycle.

I have approximately 27 blog posts that I started on my voice recorder app on my phone. The whole just-got-out-of-the-shower (my thinking time) and have-a-great-idea-for-a-blog-post-so-I-grab-my-phone-and-record-the-main-ideas-to-write-later thing. Now, the posts don't make sense. Like, about how I hate shaving my legs, so my kids got me an electric shaver for Christmas. CHRISTMAS!!! I'm already staring to plan for THIS Christmas, and I have an idea on my phone for a blog post about LAST Christmas.

So, that's where I'm at right now. I know this post is very similar to the last post I did... back in November. But, people keep coming to the blog, and I swear I still have stuff to say. So, this is like a place holder post. I'm doggie earing my blog to say, "Hey, I'll be back soon, I PROMISE!!"

Unless you are totally against doggie earing... then it's a bookmark. I swear, I didn't fold the corner down...

I'm still pretty active over on facebook, so maybe catch up there...

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Sunday, November 29, 2015

See, What Had Happened Was...

I'm a bad blogger. It's as simple as that. Life got crazy... I went crazy... and blogging just fell to the wayside. I had ideas. Oh, man did I have ideas. But I just never found the time to take those ideas and put them into writing. So, many of them are now expired ideas. Like, who wants to read about how we accidentally became a Trader Joe's family because of Pumpkin Spice Coffee, which I bought like 2 months ago? No one. No one wants to read that old shit now. Now it's peppermint mocha everything, so my pumpkin spice story is just... old.

So I can recap. That's about the best I can do for right now, until I get my mojo back, find a little more of my sanity, and force myself to sit down and type away at this computer... which so far, has been quite cathartic... already... after just a paragraph and a half. Hmm... I might be on to something again...

In the past few months:

  • The Ginger turned 11. I now have an 11 year old and a 13 year old... who constantly reminds me that in 4 months, she'll be 14. And then I have wine. Because no. Just no. I'm not the mom of an 11 year old and an almost 14 year old. Because that would mean that on my birthday, I'll be turning 35. Nope. More wine it is.
  • I went crazy. Did y'all catch that above? I actually did mention it in the beginning stages in a blog post, Being Crazy Sucks. Since then (y'all ready for this roller coaster? Fasten your

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

12 Things Overheard at Our House During Halloween

Halloween is a favorite holiday of most of the people in my house- me especially. We usually go all out, either all dressing up to take the kids trick-or-treating, or, as in recent years, setting up a home haunt to scare the trick-or-treaters. This year is no different, and as we have been planning for an Alice in Horrorland set up for the yard, many of the things that have been said would cause an outsider to raise an eyebrow.

These are actual things said at one point or another over the last few weeks! You know it's our favorite time of year!!

1. Me: A bag of flesh? Would that be good?
The Girl: That would be perfect!
Me: For only $19.95, too? Hells yeah... Wait. They are sold out. Dammit!

2. Me: Is this hedgehog okay, or does it need more blood?
Hubby: It looks bloody enough, babe.

3. Me: Be a boxer, please!
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